一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb% ]" ?4 x- S6 I2 \3 S! ?$ q
7 f. h2 `8 M) t5 d; Xtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」* V* U% V2 H# o8 }
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「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」
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「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」
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An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.
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5 g; H" ^4 z1 IA gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"9 Q: @) y8 |1 ^" K
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"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
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/ d5 l9 T9 j" _$ w' Ztvb now,tvbnow,bttvb"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb2 X0 R9 B& Q6 ? v6 ^7 K5 G$ n
" f' @% a$ v* H5 J& g7 l4 ntvboxnow.comThe woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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