賓拉登說:中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家!tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb( i9 l0 H& l: e9 ^, [6 }- n
Bin Laden said: China is the world's only country we
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The reason is this: al-Qaeda terrorists had made 8 attacks
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*一人在炸北京西直門立體交通橋時,在橋上迷了路;
6 t m' p4 g3 S4 Btvboxnow.comOne person was to explode a bomb in Beijing Xizhimen (the
/ t9 E6 |; G* {5 g; \5 O, FTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。main northwest gate of Beijing) but he lost his way in the
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*一人在上海坐公車自殺炸彈時,擠了兩小時沒擠上車;, V7 ?- d- u7 y3 l @: V7 \
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suicide bomb in the bus, but it was so crowded he could not get into a bus for公仔箱論壇% A) P7 q3 H7 A8 f! q+ y* L( p
two hours;
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*一人在武漢炸超市時,炸彈遙控器被偷;
+ h" G8 l/ F3 G, W+ FOne person was to bomb a supermarket in Wuhan, but found
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One person wanted to bomb government buildings in Chengdu,
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*一人成功地在河北炸礦,死傷數百人,潛回基地組織後,半年都沒見任何到有关新聞報
. O% `) L* Q! R: v: W' B+ N$ y. I公仔箱論壇導,遂被組織以"謊報戰果罪"報處決了(這個最可憐!);tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb3 _+ u4 k" I! o+ @8 u. i
One person succeeded in bombing a Hebei mine, with hundredstvb now,tvbnow,bttvb2 e9 \6 L5 M1 x$ t# `3 T/ v
of people dead and wounded, and then returned to the al-Qaeda center, butTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。7 Y: o( M* f$ o; h( y* F" s
even after six months, failed to see any news reports on the success of
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- w' y6 n4 o* r) x8 O0 v*一人曾經嘗試炸廣州,結果剛一出火車站,炸藥包就給飛車黨搶了;
; V: c2 u& k, k& t* M5 T1 {tvb now,tvbnow,bttvbOne person had tried to bomb Guangzhou, but as he came off
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黑心食品,還喝到假酒,可能會成為植物人;
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- ]8 o; y) D1 s' J" Ptvboxnow.com*後來,賓拉登改派一名女恐怖分子去炸海南島,結果竟然被騙去賣淫!
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/ t+ a5 i7 \# ~5 ~# @tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb最後,賓拉登不得不說:記得!!中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家!
& p; H8 z/ e9 ^ U$ k E' ^9 i4 C5 m" s公仔箱論壇Finally, bin Laden have to say: Remember! ! China is the
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