賓拉登說:中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家!公仔箱論壇: r" I" Z8 V/ G
Bin Laden said: China is the world's only country we
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原因是這樣的:基地組織曾派出八名恐怖分子襲擊中國,結果如下:tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb$ X) o |# v& Y( g1 i: Q
The reason is this: al-Qaeda terrorists had made 8 attackstvboxnow.com4 f+ l: K, N7 E# z' [$ E& u; X
on the Chinese with the following results:6 Q' u$ | k$ w; o/ [ J
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; f/ o( I& m7 J2 \! Rtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb*一人在炸北京西直門立體交通橋時,在橋上迷了路;tvboxnow.com' m3 O. }9 d9 E' E
One person was to explode a bomb in Beijing Xizhimen (the
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three-dimensional traffic bridge;TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。2 k( E0 l; j5 U) Q" @
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r# I8 W2 S: B% K, `tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb*一人在上海坐公車自殺炸彈時,擠了兩小時沒擠上車;
1 `) t* n- k; {: ~: Z0 gtvb now,tvbnow,bttvbOne person in Shanghai was to take a bus to explode a
* F, n% y+ E+ S% o# Gtvboxnow.comsuicide bomb in the bus, but it was so crowded he could not get into a bus forTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。& b' C( z( i- k6 D( f
two hours;
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7 H" L8 g% f( M% D7 w*一人在武漢炸超市時,炸彈遙控器被偷;
K6 a+ T+ U* H) x0 Stvboxnow.comOne person was to bomb a supermarket in Wuhan, but foundtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb8 e- i# T. I& B- l8 _
that the bomb remote control was stolen;! J+ v- \4 Y; Z7 U5 Y6 X
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*一人在炸成都政府大樓時,在門口被保安當作疆獨份子逮捕、狂揍、逼供;公仔箱論壇1 n1 C2 d1 U' U0 h7 }
One person wanted to bomb government buildings in Chengdu,tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb5 }' [- T6 D( {1 O" _( G7 X$ T, R
but was stopped at the door by the security staff and arrested as an East
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導,遂被組織以"謊報戰果罪"報處決了(這個最可憐!);tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb# E. J4 Y% Y; O6 `+ z" H7 F
One person succeeded in bombing a Hebei mine, with hundreds
" j! o& B( \8 {4 M9 r, Atvb now,tvbnow,bttvbof people dead and wounded, and then returned to the al-Qaeda center, but
' r+ c6 S4 J8 Y: K# a. U& Eeven after six months, failed to see any news reports on the success of
. e) \4 ^+ k" s" \' hthe bombing ,he was considered by the organization to claim a false victory and was executed公仔箱論壇+ L- v2 E4 y# Z4 F6 m
(this is the most pathetic!);
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" h0 _$ s8 m, t' M*一人曾經嘗試炸廣州,結果剛一出火車站,炸藥包就給飛車黨搶了;
7 m; z! ?1 N' EOne person had tried to bomb Guangzhou, but as he came offtvboxnow.com" ]- K9 k, ^ W6 b
the train, a motorcycle robber (flying car robber) snatched his bag9 V @! L& D& n2 d. N
(containing the bomb) from him;TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。+ n# g$ a: E: ]# |2 C
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*一人剛到西安就失聯,後來在醫院找到人,但卻是在昏迷當中,醫生說他不但吃到
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One person who arrived in Xi'an lost contact, and was
3 R: Z q: c' c* {% x8 T0 T/ U, W公仔箱論壇later found at the hospital in a state of coma. Doctors said it was the result of
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$ A% s* Q0 U' M- Stvb now,tvbnow,bttvb*後來,賓拉登改派一名女恐怖分子去炸海南島,結果竟然被騙去賣淫!TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。2 @, n$ T0 M5 W/ `; v7 O
Later, bin Laden tried to send a female terrorist to blow up Hainan Island,
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) E5 R6 C* b. f+ Atvboxnow.com最後,賓拉登不得不說:記得!!中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家!
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world's only country we absolutely cannot mess with! |