賓拉登說：中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！* N5 a: M6 A7 P8 K% i$ j9 [
Bin Laden said: China is the world's only country wetvboxnow.com$ Z* \. a: w" j4 ?
absolutely cannot mess withtvboxnow.com5 ?" V8 M: `! v
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TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。' X0 m! }$ T0 B- a! o' _
原因是這樣的：基地組織曾派出八名恐怖分子襲擊中國，結果如下：
6 D4 v9 G6 d3 @. G1 M' X2 X9 K' @公仔箱論壇The reason is this: al-Qaeda terrorists had made 8 attacksTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。! z9 }* Q9 y% v" e! P; I
on the Chinese with the following results:
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*一人在炸北京西直門立體交通橋時，在橋上迷了路；tvboxnow.com) N" h( H4 |' P
One person was to explode a bomb in Beijing Xizhimen (thetvb now,tvbnow,bttvb+ _ v. ]' \% R# y6 v
main northwest gate of Beijing) but he lost his way in the
2 c& g2 d6 n, R$ T/ p7 Qthree-dimensional traffic bridge;tvboxnow.com- s8 U- Y' ^8 b/ H5 U# h/ O
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' @8 m2 `, ?: Y9 L" g& n# Itvb now,tvbnow,bttvb*一人在上海坐公車自殺炸彈時，擠了兩小時沒擠上車；0 {7 f1 S3 Y& x- G/ ]1 B
One person in Shanghai was to take a bus to explode a
4 W$ x9 ]0 u, ~* T7 b. b& q1 Nsuicide bomb in the bus, but it was so crowded he could not get into a bus for
" x: H8 B0 n( ]+ r( qTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。two hours;tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb6 k) z. e( r! h0 T) T6 g
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*一人在武漢炸超市時，炸彈遙控器被偷；tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb4 E& k! C2 Y! g" z; Y3 m
One person was to bomb a supermarket in Wuhan, but found
) ~* L4 M; S6 N) L W/ u1 g6 O公仔箱論壇that the bomb remote control was stolen;
: L0 ~4 R# j2 P6 L, L q6 P/ WTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。
\1 q) ]6 Y) u# p( qTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。公仔箱論壇3 \4 G7 l" y# D* x6 V+ G0 t; T
*一人在炸成都政府大樓時，在門口被保安當作疆獨份子逮捕、狂揍、逼供；TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。0 ]' d- X/ [8 Q! x
One person wanted to bomb government buildings in Chengdu,! v1 c# K& ^. n! T
but was stopped at the door by the security staff and arrested as an East
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*一人成功地在河北炸礦，死傷數百人，潛回基地組織後，半年都沒見任何到有关新聞報
% v1 {: _- Z- k4 ^ b* [tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb導，遂被組織以"謊報戰果罪"報處決了（這個最可憐！）；
t- O% K s2 ROne person succeeded in bombing a Hebei mine, with hundreds8 R' F8 I" k& U3 v. Z6 ~
of people dead and wounded, and then returned to the al-Qaeda center, buttvb now,tvbnow,bttvb9 G5 }! x0 H: N' Q6 b% m
even after six months, failed to see any news reports on the success of
- V, M' f+ \. l- `8 F9 c$ fthe bombing ，he was considered by the organization to claim a false victory and was executed
# c/ {2 G1 t( Q: htvb now,tvbnow,bttvb(this is the most pathetic!);
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*一人曾經嘗試炸廣州，結果剛一出火車站，炸藥包就給飛車黨搶了；TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。, b N4 k6 I* Q( ? E* j
One person had tried to bomb Guangzhou, but as he came off
7 o& `/ G9 \: x1 D) [# F5 f ^tvb now,tvbnow,bttvbthe train, a motorcycle robber (flying car robber) snatched his bagTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。- q+ A3 N+ P4 h) \. R% y
(containing the bomb) from him;tvboxnow.com7 n& H) V# \& C" f$ s
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; O6 Y# t( b: k*一人剛到西安就失聯，後來在醫院找到人，但卻是在昏迷當中，醫生說他不但吃到tvboxnow.com8 ~: k5 q$ R6 \) K
黑心食品，還喝到假酒，可能會成為植物人；tvboxnow.com$ ^ ^" y+ H% } N" n/ {) n
One person who arrived in Xi'an lost contact, and was
' x; o5 x/ t% O4 aTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。later found at the hospital in a state of coma. Doctors said it was the result ofTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。! e# b- M0 a; ^! [+ W$ f* @
him eating not only "black-hearted" food products, but he also drank
" {2 [: t- V9 a$ OTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。fake alcohol, and would possibly turn into a "vegetable" (vegetative state);
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% m- g. Z! R, P; N" Z) R*後來，賓拉登改派一名女恐怖分子去炸海南島，結果竟然被騙去賣淫！公仔箱論壇/ s' T( B5 Y; R* E
Later, bin Laden tried to send a female terrorist to blow up Hainan Island,
$ _# g$ v7 O6 l8 @8 Rtvboxnow.combut she was cheated into prostitution!5 u' g L+ H7 q p4 c g
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最後，賓拉登不得不說：記得！！中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb: I0 o* V k2 ]9 h7 }
Finally, bin Laden have to say: Remember! ! China is theTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。4 m* ]* A7 \! W9 b' `# m3 I
world's only country we absolutely cannot mess with! |
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