賓拉登說:中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家!
; q) G8 Y5 k7 m( d/ h6 T公仔箱論壇Bin Laden said: China is the world's only country we公仔箱論壇6 W1 x. `$ |- ^3 \' l
absolutely cannot mess with
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原因是這樣的:基地組織曾派出八名恐怖分子襲擊中國,結果如下:
& W6 u# Y/ r! U4 O, lTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。The reason is this: al-Qaeda terrorists had made 8 attacks公仔箱論壇6 b9 ~$ J A2 Q& c
on the Chinese with the following results:TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。' O( I$ r5 M3 r: k
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: D3 m- m2 t1 q( c* ~5 O* `tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb*一人在炸北京西直門立體交通橋時,在橋上迷了路;
. ~/ u: B! P+ J* \/ \, F公仔箱論壇One person was to explode a bomb in Beijing Xizhimen (the公仔箱論壇7 \1 C1 A, z6 J" S4 g. e
main northwest gate of Beijing) but he lost his way in the8 b% B% T4 c9 G0 i7 t( ~$ _
three-dimensional traffic bridge; R$ O. `: L1 O' {
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4 u; o# ~; [0 N& L1 _tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb*一人在上海坐公車自殺炸彈時,擠了兩小時沒擠上車;& ?2 Y* x% d1 N" n* F" V
One person in Shanghai was to take a bus to explode atvboxnow.com9 t9 J' s, ?, _7 E9 b! t+ t0 x1 N
suicide bomb in the bus, but it was so crowded he could not get into a bus for( }; ^( X# x5 L6 E9 a/ J! Z7 G
two hours;
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*一人在武漢炸超市時,炸彈遙控器被偷;
, g" Z) Y4 t3 gOne person was to bomb a supermarket in Wuhan, but found
% Z3 o9 _; t' Btvboxnow.comthat the bomb remote control was stolen;TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。8 z5 o: R+ u# x: L
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# p2 Z n6 v( X# u2 f2 M, b& D* L*一人在炸成都政府大樓時,在門口被保安當作疆獨份子逮捕、狂揍、逼供;
' I; A: n* E" f8 y7 _TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。One person wanted to bomb government buildings in Chengdu,
& p! |, D! c5 |公仔箱論壇but was stopped at the door by the security staff and arrested as an East
$ L2 Y' z: F1 Q3 M% otvboxnow.comTurkistan separatist, and was beaten and interrogated;TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。# {3 M( g6 ~' K) z# J
& j0 a8 i H7 atvboxnow.com*一人成功地在河北炸礦,死傷數百人,潛回基地組織後,半年都沒見任何到有关新聞報 W* G) e y1 \; n2 R9 G0 J
導,遂被組織以"謊報戰果罪"報處決了(這個最可憐!);
" b1 q. P) ]) A0 o" DOne person succeeded in bombing a Hebei mine, with hundredstvboxnow.com: e2 o* ^4 }- t" w, z3 d
of people dead and wounded, and then returned to the al-Qaeda center, but公仔箱論壇4 D1 e/ s$ J9 [; x1 a' F4 H* p
even after six months, failed to see any news reports on the success of
, r0 o" W, F, l- Y+ Ethe bombing ,he was considered by the organization to claim a false victory and was executedtvboxnow.com# t# F# Y) q' E" s3 g
(this is the most pathetic!);tvboxnow.com7 q7 O6 G# @1 J9 \' U
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; y0 G& R8 q. O6 j4 ?) g7 u8 k4 z$ ltvboxnow.com*一人曾經嘗試炸廣州,結果剛一出火車站,炸藥包就給飛車黨搶了;
' r7 @- T6 H+ {3 a5 Ztvb now,tvbnow,bttvbOne person had tried to bomb Guangzhou, but as he came off公仔箱論壇0 m! ~5 y" y2 ? o, [9 ^; G. A9 ]
the train, a motorcycle robber (flying car robber) snatched his bag公仔箱論壇0 v7 V1 @* c v- F" R8 r4 U
(containing the bomb) from him;
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*一人剛到西安就失聯,後來在醫院找到人,但卻是在昏迷當中,醫生說他不但吃到3 l' S4 {1 W- H
黑心食品,還喝到假酒,可能會成為植物人;公仔箱論壇$ Q0 g- Q0 L6 {3 X; q( {2 n% p
One person who arrived in Xi'an lost contact, and wastvboxnow.com" @, m2 X1 _, f# M8 Y( g% q
later found at the hospital in a state of coma. Doctors said it was the result of
8 m9 r2 H. i4 w# A1 n; B) M, Htvb now,tvbnow,bttvbhim eating not only "black-hearted" food products, but he also drank
1 z% m6 W ^0 ~/ E) l& {tvb now,tvbnow,bttvbfake alcohol, and would possibly turn into a "vegetable" (vegetative state);TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。- C( {% q2 g5 A# `* Q
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+ I" j+ z0 i1 m- j3 {tvboxnow.com*後來,賓拉登改派一名女恐怖分子去炸海南島,結果竟然被騙去賣淫!
; @6 P; z: O( I Vtvb now,tvbnow,bttvbLater, bin Laden tried to send a female terrorist to blow up Hainan Island,( Z- @, ~" M* e+ z
but she was cheated into prostitution!公仔箱論壇& R7 j3 w! @4 j
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最後,賓拉登不得不說:記得!!中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家!& T: f& S6 ?5 Q- t0 |+ L
Finally, bin Laden have to say: Remember! ! China is the9 s( h) w _+ W. g
world's only country we absolutely cannot mess with! |