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主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :公仔箱論壇3 N5 f; D) E7 K# O! Q  }1 ~

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
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隨著年齡增長,我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人: s% A! S+ U* g/ ~  p

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Here are just a few reasons why?

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0 c% W4 {3 M4 G% S! L+ L6 DA woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?"
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She doesn't care what you think.
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8 N3 ~9 {' n! \- Z3 @tvboxnow.comIf a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. 公仔箱論壇, s: g; m0 l  V7 A9 f; C, p8 B
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歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽,她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
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Women over 40 are dignified. tvboxnow.com# q) D6 D7 y5 g/ S, L
40歲以上的女人穩重自持
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" v- [% i7 D, F! f8 H" Xtvb now,tvbnow,bttvbThey seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant..
- M  z% m, l. X% _0 `( y/ N. W$ w1 p公仔箱論壇不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb: P' E; k& O4 J0 B, x
當然,如果你罪有應得,她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。

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熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 )
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. 1 H2 q5 q4 v6 v
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味

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6 {+ F1 c8 U3 S( g7 u* c2 }( t1 JWomen get psychic as they age.
6 F$ t* }& r) M2 z  N5 V" v女人越老越通靈
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
: B, C" U- g* p# N9 s! d公仔箱論壇你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔

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Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. ; R+ G; |$ P5 \; K
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見,40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。
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7 q% j& z+ a+ M公仔箱論壇They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
# w& U$ Y. D0 ~4 E! |. _% ?- Otvboxnow.com如果你是蠢蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. " M4 z8 I! r4 w
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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& A% T( o3 N8 O4 A0 b, ltvb now,tvbnow,bttvbYes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. 公仔箱論壇- t; _6 B9 f" O' l+ G/ @, Q
40歲以上的女人有很多優點

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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
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; g0 f4 ^. h1 [' ]% a( u: F7 eFor every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress.
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就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男,厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。 $ I+ R4 o" f4 W& d. P

: b- z8 e+ O% t0 S% |9 m! W* \tvboxnow.comLadies, I apologize. For all those men who say,
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( z' [9 E' r. [) C3 N& U2 t"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", - Q, N9 p/ i$ C
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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" G2 R, g5 L; v" p2 r, p( Z" GHere's an update for you.
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
' r7 c  P; v# R+ ~6 o, L, o今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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為什麼呢
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: f" n! H/ c$ R, l# J3 Y; v* vtvboxnow.comBecause women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸,買回整隻豬
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還不錯~謝謝喔
VERY FUNNY, THANK YOU
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