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主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :公仔箱論壇8 K6 t( }  p- X! N

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。+ p! ?0 M7 D: z- ^% U# n
隨著年齡增長,我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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Here are just a few reasons why?

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: O. R, |5 Y* P. f1 `2 s1 w+ O公仔箱論壇A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?"
3 N( i0 I* s8 x2 N8 j8 h40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒,然後問你: 你在想什麼
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1 m6 A0 q& Z: E% s7 C/ }tvb now,tvbnow,bttvbShe doesn't care what you think.
3 B/ C6 R; k& P+ e" Z- f公仔箱論壇她才不在乎你在想什麼。% o6 Q) m* }  H0 g& X- x+ ?
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$ b# o3 S9 l7 G2 @3 U8 m- y0 x/ ttvboxnow.comIf a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb: m: L6 I4 |* D
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歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽,她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。 tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb. ~  q$ [2 l( N) |3 G

8 d8 B2 k, A' L# i& t' X5 g' EShe does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.公仔箱論壇0 i# L/ K- |% C2 @
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。

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Women over 40 are dignified.
& l. x) W; L  h  r40歲以上的女人穩重自持
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& Z+ M+ [5 H3 n+ ~0 Ztvb now,tvbnow,bttvbThey seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。: Z! }) P' e# ?' [: H  I8 j
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫

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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。3 c3 V+ w. l+ ]+ b8 k  \% @5 X
當然,如果你罪有應得,她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。

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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.   a$ [& S, P- _  G5 X: b% E
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 )
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. + ~  B0 O: {/ P) A) l$ n" n0 ^
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味

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Women get psychic as they age. 公仔箱論壇, s2 q& q& \" t! K
女人越老越通靈
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/ S3 u4 L+ e2 Y# IYou never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
4 L2 o$ A9 m( R你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
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Older women are forthright and honest. ' O0 O) g3 w8 k% h& r4 l
熟女直接又誠實
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: ^7 u7 A/ e# I2 itvboxnow.comThey'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
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你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意

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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. 7 C+ z& p# o" Q3 y! E$ S) b! Z0 i. a9 b; o+ |
40歲以上的女人有很多優點

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7 d9 ~- Y9 m/ t" P/ {tvboxnow.comUnfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
9 T( l6 y* j* \/ Q40歲以上的男人呢
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' ?" i7 N8 O5 d& E; O9 K, jFor every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. % ], J! ]& d- C; k" D; @
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人,
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就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男,厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?",
( u. X9 W# V% j' V/ a公仔箱論壇那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人

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實在是太搞不清楚狀況了

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8 ^( I8 A  \8 m1 Q0 [2 H4 o  Htvb now,tvbnow,bttvbNowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
- i" c, R. w/ F今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚

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0 C9 J! x2 @6 `6 r- @tvb now,tvbnow,bttvbWhy?
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( R% E& s) \, Q& L0 U; a* L2 w1 C* iBecause women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸,買回整隻豬
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還不錯~謝謝喔
VERY FUNNY, THANK YOU
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