一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁,兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。
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% k7 t+ e# z* ~& b. |一位紳士走了過來對她說:「原諒我,女士,不是故意要靠近您,您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的?」
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" Q7 A$ |6 s7 d" s; R3 x「是的,我知道」,女士又說: 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。1 q$ _! A- Z5 I) e) q; X
; l; p- K/ r: q「但是女士,您應該曉得您沒穿內褲,私處都露出來了呢!」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」
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3 W# S2 c/ |+ z4 _" Y0 a0 {( }tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說:「先生,您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了,這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢!」英文笑話原文:公仔箱論壇, w. b0 o6 v; \8 w/ _# U& I
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.
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6 `# q% |# N* P+ ?, q4 }A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
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' ]8 Q& i+ z( ]9 O1 K公仔箱論壇"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb' n0 _% o5 h) W1 k/ O
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"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
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6 u2 e9 j, X# g; z# w, J: s6 X3 lTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |