一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。
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一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」0 k" G) }2 e' b3 d
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「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」: t; j- H/ @$ N* m8 G+ x, W
; M% G1 C( a; t# _; X4 Y5 D: _公仔箱論壇「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」公仔箱論壇: v' X$ y5 v9 y% ?! q
j* j5 Y! Z+ F' A公仔箱論壇婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。. E4 l) Y5 a4 H' I1 O+ f: `
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb- }; c3 n/ e R; `: Y# y, U
" J1 M6 T) q9 m) z6 L8 p# ^5 HA gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
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* a1 _9 e' [% q9 L公仔箱論壇"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
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"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb& i; c* x2 p; J
& @0 C( j. @, F% }9 r# f2 w, O4 O1 qThe woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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