一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁,兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。
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一位紳士走了過來對她說:「原諒我,女士,不是故意要靠近您,您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的?」
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「是的,我知道」,女士又說: 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」
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「但是女士,您應該曉得您沒穿內褲,私處都露出來了呢!」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」公仔箱論壇5 t% }% J6 j6 Z/ x6 F
7 f% o& a K+ j! e- A+ v( \8 atvb now,tvbnow,bttvb婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說:「先生,您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了,這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢!」英文笑話原文:公仔箱論壇/ j1 p/ J) m4 q, }
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.
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9 O' E& j+ q8 c$ F% g- T- b公仔箱論壇The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |