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一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁,兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。
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! k9 |2 D! q* D( I一位紳士走了過來對她說:「原諒我,女士,不是故意要靠近您,您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的?」TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。8 S# P- y* H) X
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「是的,我知道」,女士又說: 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」
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0 D$ W. B# ?8 S8 rtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb「但是女士,您應該曉得您沒穿內褲,私處都露出來了呢!」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。5 |9 _, u( A- J
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婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說:「先生,您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了,這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢!」
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8 A' G4 F" \* W2 FAn old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.
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% L! D; u# x* \! Z) ktvboxnow.comA gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
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  h, \" _0 F, G% _2 f- q"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."tvboxnow.com) B7 R% V# _# R- N8 Z9 D
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"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
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