一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。
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0 c0 q5 y4 {! y! m7 J一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」tvboxnow.com$ B* V7 w0 X# e. R8 B
1 w6 f. F) ~/ q' R; {% D n6 p; Y公仔箱論壇「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」
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2 R5 c! f6 q/ O' a6 T2 z/ D! itvb now,tvbnow,bttvb「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」! @1 ^9 k' x. o5 ~" P/ d* N
# m! ?) q! g) E3 _TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：
' }* V, X& i* b ]# z' q公仔箱論壇An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.公仔箱論壇% e& H- b3 ]- V
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A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"tvboxnow.com+ s2 H# s+ F q3 b: h9 y8 j- p, W8 p9 }$ {
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"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
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3 W" Q" o. h) ]( x3 c( D2 y: c* g; itvboxnow.com"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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