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一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁,兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。公仔箱論壇( f7 W4 `3 F1 g: {( l0 t  D

( p+ t4 L& K4 z% Z& vTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。一位紳士走了過來對她說:「原諒我,女士,不是故意要靠近您,您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的?」
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) u3 L! c: R4 D「是的,我知道」,女士又說: 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」0 x1 c" [0 Q2 Y7 Y, v

+ C# I0 E0 O4 ^; ^9 yTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。「但是女士,您應該曉得您沒穿內褲,私處都露出來了呢!」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」公仔箱論壇& j6 v+ E8 N3 G  T1 |* h
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婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說:「先生,您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了,這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢!」
英文笑話原文:公仔箱論壇- ?6 g  i% E/ b+ y% O
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.
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/ g- T0 Z2 T) L2 y$ ^4 ?. ETVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
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0 y' h( E  o/ S3 Ktvboxnow.com"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."公仔箱論壇# ~# Y: @' @! V) N% _3 i1 C! s

3 z$ b/ G# F  j" C0 |"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
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