一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。tvboxnow.com; z2 j) P6 W8 Z' o# r* C. |* [
7 y( p. w' l; s3 T6 ~TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」公仔箱論壇7 l: R( ~- K2 \, U) i# f/ k
( f: e1 |: O a3 {# g: m; b" |" ATVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」; Q8 P z& \' p5 q+ l! \
( w. d! B+ Z7 v3 N% ^$ s公仔箱論壇「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」
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婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：
9 T! B* l9 ]* A; oTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.公仔箱論壇 F- g [5 `+ [4 h; ]
$ w0 N# w+ D, Y, TA gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"* i5 x6 s# ^9 `
5 J6 K3 L. m- Y& \: l8 t1 Ztvboxnow.com"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."9 t! q: t- |: U: k8 c
8 m; E% g- E5 I# z) {* Itvboxnow.com"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.2 E$ c6 k2 O/ _8 c
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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