一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。
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: r, c# V/ A4 g$ \; Rtvboxnow.com一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」, N) x9 B) f/ r: x' e3 | P
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「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」
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. }) F9 U; |* ]2 ]* s「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」
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婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：tvboxnow.com5 l+ O: A/ f- _" a3 I
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.tvboxnow.com/ I6 U" V u, e0 ]
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"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
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"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.公仔箱論壇. U5 V5 l) B0 Z0 s
) T5 D- X& q, J" _8 s! g公仔箱論壇The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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