一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。
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一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」' D3 X- |. K7 Q% x' n
' M# U4 I# T" ~6 ]. y9 L5 J1 K( Ztvboxnow.com「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」
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- s V2 m9 ^! V/ p3 t: Z. ~3 N「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」
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9 ]3 I. {& n/ q6 p* y7 P( ]* Y1 wTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：
" F7 k0 J9 @# S; Rtvboxnow.comAn old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.
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4 b5 G& J T4 g5 wtvb now,tvbnow,bttvbA gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。/ T9 ~0 O- k& G! ]( h; X+ ~
- `/ e5 ]: R) J0 O6 i* wtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
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"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.公仔箱論壇, ], j O+ f* E, a: u
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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