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作者: kao7544a    時間: 2008-3-21 08:53 PM     標題: 美國CBS 60 Minutes

主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :5 d- @7 w' |, p" L

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
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隨著年齡增長,我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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Here are just a few reasons why?

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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?"
2 G8 {- g; t& ?0 M7 Z7 N" q40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒,然後問你: 你在想什麼
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She doesn't care what you think. 5 e9 S: ]- H. P
她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it.
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歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽,她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
' V5 B* z3 L: }( @: D( A她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。

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Women over 40 are dignified.
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7 K1 {' E9 K6 @公仔箱論壇They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant..
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; V( H( B! H' O0 w& t8 rtvboxnow.comOf course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.
3 A' y. R& H$ H8 U當然,如果你罪有應得,她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
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熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 )
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因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
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Women get psychic as they age. 公仔箱論壇! W! w' K6 J7 e1 Q5 }
女人越老越通靈

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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
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2 _$ ]+ j/ P# a0 {# L5 j  yOnce you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
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- @2 c" e0 v: r. u* o/ ]! ~5 XOlder women are forthright and honest.
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+ f/ n! {  U1 g0 N% I公仔箱論壇They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
# }5 a: {7 D+ u8 |0 M. A* j& v) [1 a如果你是蠢蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋

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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb" O, T# B% y. w, y% D
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意

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, K1 E! Z  Q, d3 V$ ~4 l$ r0 GUnfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
" ~0 f& {- Y. y公仔箱論壇40歲以上的男人呢
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" F4 m1 a/ b+ r) tFor every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。  x" ]4 j- t5 `4 y: p& g
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人,
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就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男,厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。 tvboxnow.com0 Z  N- f& [/ Y; @. H: \

# v3 U  ]# E. p# P# n$ M6 i2 SLadies, I apologize. For all those men who say,
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", 公仔箱論壇' u& L3 w' S: R9 u' R* p1 Q
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人

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Here's an update for you.
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; |0 B6 z: x0 w' g) tNowadays 80% of women are against marriage. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb- x0 Q$ O4 k* N( @7 |  }
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚

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為什麼呢
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

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作者: shagic0419    時間: 2008-3-23 09:26 AM

還不錯~謝謝喔
作者: ericow    時間: 2008-4-3 12:51 AM

VERY FUNNY, THANK YOU




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