
主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. * _! R: u7 z9 ]7 U, W6 O5 M
隨著年齡增長,我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人tvboxnow.com, p0 `" F9 V6 E# L0 R& e
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Here are just a few reasons why?
為什麼呢? * J2 [% X$ s ]9 [+ ~ x
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" , D! d- E2 G; t; I3 T
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒,然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? ! C# |6 [# r- J
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She doesn't care what you think.
她才不在乎你在想什麼。tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb! R0 D. y0 H8 u' ~( \: c
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it.
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽,她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting." t0 G/ l* \( c4 m+ Z& g
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。
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Women over 40 are dignified. 8 [& f8 i! g! R8 @- E7 d, Y
40歲以上的女人穩重自持 tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb4 r9 ]5 p# }" @) ]7 n' l
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant..
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. 0 N) |' b3 |- d8 p7 S
當然,如果你罪有應得,她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。4 A: z2 d7 o3 D' S+ @
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. 3 d3 N2 x" ^: e6 w: }0 d+ ~ r) p
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 ) tvboxnow.com0 F* Z" ?2 b# n
They know what it's like to be unappreciated. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。# {, T' O ?- {9 v
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味 tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb1 o6 X! f# [' ?
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Women get psychic as they age.
女人越老越通靈
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. 公仔箱論壇* ^( T1 P7 g+ h8 G8 |# q, K( L1 g' i
你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔 公仔箱論壇: e; X, V5 R; B6 r" m
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb* H' q K$ k. |. y7 K G. L: \7 ~2 y
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見,40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。
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Older women are forthright and honest. 公仔箱論壇/ Q, r0 j- ?6 x3 c9 ]
熟女直接又誠實 # `& B+ y7 q. W# W0 B* B7 W2 J
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。6 n- ^) {; y- Z2 v, C% V/ F- a. e# e
如果你是蠢蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋 公仔箱論壇/ R" `" F4 [! ~: A/ b( y
You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. tvboxnow.com* u9 C" x9 w3 @
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
40歲以上的女人有很多優點 tvboxnow.com }. |) c) n+ w0 G
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
40歲以上的男人呢 ?
For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb5 c0 W" `' G' v) e2 U6 l
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人,tvboxnow.com/ [1 h- Y$ ~, `& I% {" |, W6 n
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男,厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。 tvboxnow.com& q, w' n ?0 u' H, t6 X
Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, 5 @, |5 ^* t, b1 c& H3 _' t
女士們,請容許我在這兒為妳們說句公道話 :
"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?",
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人 tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb/ e" x: C7 G" l! k
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Here's an update for you.# j! G5 ~# c- m; A5 U
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。1 W. [# z" a' s0 I, b. f! M
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
Why?
為什麼呢 ?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸,買回整隻豬tvboxnow.com: [& \9 ?# }: c, p4 x) ~! l+ m
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