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作者: kao7544a    時間: 2008-3-21 08:53 PM     標題: 美國CBS 60 Minutes

主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :2 `, k& W/ L( |( ~; B  H

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
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隨著年齡增長,我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。4 ^, E2 S1 L) {9 H, u* O

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Here are just a few reasons why?
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為什麼呢?
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8 S- k6 p+ [8 Q+ T2 Ctvboxnow.comA woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" tvboxnow.com7 N5 a" O- G% B
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒,然後問你: 你在想什麼
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She doesn't care what you think.
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1 _; v* f. Y5 x) c! h8 S# |tvb now,tvbnow,bttvbIf a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it.
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歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽,她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。 ' J2 u) D1 a$ n' L2 k; W0 r- J* w

! J& j: y! W* |# o' Z8 _公仔箱論壇She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。, S& b' S) \  u' ~8 d% l7 u
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。

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' N8 ?! I; s0 D# Atvboxnow.comWomen over 40 are dignified. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb3 T- j# F4 l; z2 d# P2 u
40歲以上的女人穩重自持

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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant..
1 ]; k4 X) A+ Y% @+ @( K! ^不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫

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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. 7 ]( e* X/ o- j" i! [! l1 g
當然,如果你罪有應得,她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。
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& X( p( x2 }" ]- B. A4 ztvboxnow.comOlder women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
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熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 )
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. % |; I: \' F5 [; p5 W9 i4 g
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味

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$ e6 _3 Z5 p$ D% v2 |tvboxnow.comYou never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
# b3 Y0 o3 ]. ^2 a0 P% E) p只要能夠對皺紋視而不見,40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。

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Older women are forthright and honest. tvboxnow.com5 @( P0 K& ?( k( n( R$ t/ x
熟女直接又誠實

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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
0 T  V7 \8 {* E+ u  Ltvb now,tvbnow,bttvb你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. tvboxnow.com  i5 x4 d9 ]/ _5 n* i
40歲以上的女人有很多優點

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& `( K. p7 C" P% h0 m3 HUnfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb( j. G* _2 G8 J* K0 _; G
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人,tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb/ R. P  f' B4 K' Y

就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男,厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。 公仔箱論壇! M) y' C" B4 W2 A; V# O& `9 [
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Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say,
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb" i1 j7 m7 ~3 ?3 {& J0 q& s( ]
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人

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實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
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8 B& n6 h; I* E- o; y5 Itvboxnow.comNowadays 80% of women are against marriage. + m% p: e( p! B2 i& G4 N& D2 l
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚

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Why?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸,買回整隻豬公仔箱論壇, o) t0 b  f) z: k8 h6 N! ~0 {" z


作者: shagic0419    時間: 2008-3-23 09:26 AM

還不錯~謝謝喔
作者: ericow    時間: 2008-4-3 12:51 AM

VERY FUNNY, THANK YOU




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