
主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :2 `, k& W/ L( |( ~; B H
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
隨著年齡增長,我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。4 ^, E2 S1 L) {9 H, u* O
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Here are just a few reasons why?tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb1 K+ H6 {3 K8 I( }! r0 ?- e/ n: c N
為什麼呢?
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" tvboxnow.com7 N5 a" O- G% B
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒,然後問你: 你在想什麼 ?
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She doesn't care what you think.
她才不在乎你在想什麼。
If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it.
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽,她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。 ' J2 u) D1 a$ n' L2 k; W0 r- J* w
She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。, S& b' S) \ u' ~8 d% l7 u
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。
Women over 40 are dignified. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb3 T- j# F4 l; z2 d# P2 u
40歲以上的女人穩重自持
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant..
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫
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Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. 7 ]( e* X/ o- j" i! [! l1 g
當然,如果你罪有應得,她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb% G! K, ?! ^7 a6 L% ]+ [
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 )
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated. % |; I: \' F5 [; p5 W9 i4 g
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
Women get psychic as they age.
女人越老越通靈
You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見,40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。
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Older women are forthright and honest. tvboxnow.com5 @( P0 K& ?( k( n( R$ t/ x
熟女直接又誠實
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
如果你是蠢蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意 . ^, V* v% H6 G" d
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. tvboxnow.com i5 x4 d9 ]/ _5 n* i
40歲以上的女人有很多優點
Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
40歲以上的男人呢 ?
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb( j. G* _2 G8 J* K0 _; G
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人,tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb/ R. P f' B4 K' Y
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男,厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。 公仔箱論壇! M) y' C" B4 W2 A; V# O& `9 [
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Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say,
女士們,請容許我在這兒為妳們說句公道話 :
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb" i1 j7 m7 ~3 ?3 {& J0 q& s( ]
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
Here's an update for you.0 X, a4 [5 @( w8 a3 r& l+ u' i
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. + m% p: e( p! B2 i& G4 N& D2 l
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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Why?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸,買回整隻豬公仔箱論壇, o) t0 b f) z: k8 h6 N! ~0 {" z
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