
主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. 9 j' N( T: _+ o. @0 h7 S
隨著年齡增長,我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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Here are just a few reasons why?tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb' W$ e. \ g" {* E" K/ b
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?"
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒,然後問你: 你在想什麼 ?
She doesn't care what you think.
她才不在乎你在想什麼。TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。0 T( G$ m% T$ [9 S4 G4 Z+ F
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it.
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽,她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。 tvboxnow.com: C5 Q/ Q( p9 ]
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.3 @) A) ]& q S5 z& ?1 ?0 j
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。
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Women over 40 are dignified.
40歲以上的女人穩重自持 * Y6 F- I+ r# Q- v# T; I, H: p
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb- v4 G0 h4 M8 v% |. w$ X: ?* H" m
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫
Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。1 z1 R1 S: W* H
當然,如果你罪有應得,她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
Women get psychic as they age. - l* r" w" r% ^0 J! ~/ S+ o4 G
女人越老越通靈
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. / C4 l. S' c& z3 t+ r" [8 Q
你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔 tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb8 F2 h+ |8 `- A* i
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb9 A! [+ S+ w% x& ]" F! ]
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見,40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。 公仔箱論壇( `8 A3 e9 P0 c# p" a
Older women are forthright and honest. / n3 @% e' ~( H* V5 W- o
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
如果你是蠢蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意 TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。3 R. V9 `; {1 ^8 D1 J9 ^4 j
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
40歲以上的女人有很多優點 tvboxnow.com( N( j- D. H1 L( h8 `
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
40歲以上的男人呢 ?
For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. tvboxnow.com! z! m) R8 J' C5 U; D5 h* j
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人,tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb {2 C$ O* ?7 a: w# y4 q" T7 g
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男,厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。
Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say,
女士們,請容許我在這兒為妳們說句公道話 : ( y7 S# z4 ^/ W4 ^# I* t7 N
"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?",
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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Here's an update for you.
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
Why?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸,買回整隻豬
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