
主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :公仔箱論壇% P c8 w' }# f6 t- }9 @
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. 公仔箱論壇5 D) ~* o2 A" e* l; U
隨著年齡增長,我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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Here are just a few reasons why?公仔箱論壇. b- k6 Q% {! W1 t4 Y3 }
為什麼呢?
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb0 ]! m+ \; R7 d1 x0 Q
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒,然後問你: 你在想什麼 ?
She doesn't care what you think. 公仔箱論壇" z( e, X( g( L) T- P
她才不在乎你在想什麼。5 I# r# A% L5 r
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it.
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽,她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。 R! x( U5 ~, Z) j0 s1 y' z
She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。
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Women over 40 are dignified. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb& _$ x7 ~4 Q5 t1 a
40歲以上的女人穩重自持
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.. $ ^6 W* @1 V6 G
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫 1 l" |% K/ P8 m5 e$ |7 ]
Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb# z) ?2 r, [ H$ R% c
當然,如果你罪有應得,她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. , a! ?4 G/ _5 z- p. E
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 ) ( r$ x( s. ~. Q! |, X7 f( r
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味
Women get psychic as they age. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb* A( _2 n" L# ^7 l
女人越老越通靈
You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔 tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb* H, u) t- o9 y- k1 O/ C/ ~8 g: [
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。6 e2 y- Y5 z5 J3 b
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見,40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。
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Older women are forthright and honest.
熟女直接又誠實
They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
如果你是蠢蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
40歲以上的女人有很多優點
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. / X$ ?# a% J! ~ r
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress.
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人,tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb6 r2 X4 R6 g- X F* P, q
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男,厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。
Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, tvboxnow.com( ~- {$ r1 x0 h2 o: l, o
女士們,請容許我在這兒為妳們說句公道話 :
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", tvboxnow.com! C+ h/ ^+ U3 R! V8 A/ O
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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Here's an update for you.
實在是太搞不清楚狀況了
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb4 O# ?" Y/ H9 O$ k' |3 n8 D
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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Why?
為什麼呢 ?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸,買回整隻豬TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。* x! q5 w- C( T7 t, `0 J( Y8 j
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