
主題: 這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人 Andy Rooney 對40 歲以上的女人的看法 :5 d- @7 w' |, p" L
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.
隨著年齡增長,我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人
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Here are just a few reasons why?
為什麼呢? 5 {1 Y) R. ]8 h' ?( e" z! ]
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?"
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒,然後問你: 你在想什麼 ?
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She doesn't care what you think. 5 e9 S: ]- H. P
她才不在乎你在想什麼。
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it.
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽,她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西。
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.
她會去做她想做的、更有趣的事情。
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Women over 40 are dignified.
40歲以上的女人穩重自持 TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。$ W7 t: k/ h. U
They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant..
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡跟你大呼小叫 tvboxnow.com$ k4 H" W! P" A9 c9 G* `: l- `4 x
Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.
當然,如果你罪有應得,她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地一槍把你給斃了。3 H9 f- r( w l6 p; @
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
熟女不吝於讚美 (不管是不是實至名歸 )
They know what it's like to be unappreciated. ' |( u* r; s4 R: `9 \/ O
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味 ( J# d; s! E' T- [# H$ _& k3 X
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Women get psychic as they age. 公仔箱論壇! W! w' K6 J7 e1 Q5 }
女人越老越通靈
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
只要能夠對皺紋視而不見,40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感。
Older women are forthright and honest.
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
如果你是蠢蛋她們會馬上叫你滾蛋
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb" O, T# B% y. w, y% D
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
40歲以上的男人呢 ?
For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants, making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress. TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。 x" ]4 j- t5 `4 y: p& g
相對於每一個性感、迷人的40歲以上的女人,
就有一個禿頭凸肚的熟男,厚臉皮地跟小他 20歲的美眉調情。 tvboxnow.com0 Z N- f& [/ Y; @. H: \
Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say,
女士們,請容許我在這兒為妳們說句公道話 : % y) B4 o q o4 W- t6 P
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", 公仔箱論壇' u& L3 w' S: R9 u' R* p1 Q
那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人
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Here's an update for you.
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb- x0 Q$ O4 k* N( @7 | }
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚
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為什麼呢 ?
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
因為她們終於發現不需要為了一根香腸,買回整隻豬tvboxnow.com# ?3 ?! } c! L0 i
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