一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。& W( h6 l0 S" x! S
8 Q0 I' B( D% B( B) uTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」 ( y! O# L; G& ^! \) M1 D8 btvboxnow.com; \! X6 c, A) [# j( ~" _( O
「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」 % h8 s+ B! A4 gTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。) _$ m% O1 l8 d7 F7 @( ]9 h" E/ z, o7 h
「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」 7 \8 K* B9 \/ U0 B* ^. \- Q2 Qtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb公仔箱論壇$ @; M3 z) l" y2 c' i
婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：0 j/ Z- s- S: e: O" y6 Q
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.6 D0 R% [% M8 a9 |, y- H+ B
& J ^# @) x% A- z1 rtvb now,tvbnow,bttvbA gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"公仔箱論壇1 V0 Z: a% h- F% e+ F: B; z
. H% m' L) x6 F2 @! o K8 r+ V, y"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."公仔箱論壇3 N5 a V" t( q1 Y
2 B8 q2 Y' a3 _6 A+ O5 `7 \1 z' }3 Vtvboxnow.com"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest. . G5 }. E8 Y9 d1 o3 Y$ j. ~* y. ~& G' qtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb公仔箱論壇) k$ t' U/ U. s7 K8 E
The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
