一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。 ; \- T/ w% u: b* E1 `公仔箱論壇 8 E8 p1 Q- V/ B/ G( otvb now,tvbnow,bttvb一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。& A, ]$ S U% {' `
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「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」 6 W0 a8 u0 f8 E! ETVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。# h7 B9 c5 n7 e8 c) G7 }5 ^3 t
「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」 + R7 M- r2 Y" _% t2 Y 4 ~% B! g& s4 q) b4 ^9 Y. ^, @婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：: ^% e* R3 \# j
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.$ ?9 T1 R9 Z4 J1 G
+ Y/ _: j9 @. c3 o7 ?A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?" 6 [- I1 Q4 X" [3 ftvb now,tvbnow,bttvb + L- q# U! _" ?6 ["Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."公仔箱論壇2 \" ^1 U% k# e' j
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, R% E4 ?% H4 N6 L- U' R8 o7 \tvboxnow.comThe woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
