一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb& Z: N7 A3 i2 R* J, X/ X$ _$ d; H
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一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」 ) S/ A( q/ _6 l5 A公仔箱論壇 , P, ]6 o* c; s3 s0 @7 M& V「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」 / X, v& D" I) }7 l# W* N . S/ R5 P1 X: _( k9 s% o「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」 2 T( F( @/ z! H" d& _2 CTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。 - y. ?2 o+ F9 I公仔箱論壇婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：公仔箱論壇/ M* {2 o' B$ O- v" `6 c2 K" J
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind. $ D; N/ u# O9 x, x8 ntvboxnow.com " S: C6 T' N& q) Z& wtvboxnow.comA gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?" 4 s% j6 L/ T/ f& v: F4 jtvboxnow.com0 i9 _+ q9 `$ P9 a8 p I
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7 K0 }& E- g4 U6 w% ["But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb1 `; W7 t( y- {# S$ `/ u
, [* W9 {( n3 b' x8 C7 J2 {The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
