嫁個有錢人【女仕一定要睇】

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最近香港有好多雜誌講到李澤楷同梁洛施呢個話提，因為又【有可能少了】一個超級王老吳結婚啦﹗咁女仕係唔係都想嫁比一個有錢老呢﹖定一或小時候的童畫世界【白雪公主】同【白馬皇子】呢﹖我係一個英文網站睇到呢篇文，現翻譯為中及英文，我個人覺得好好啦﹗唔知你/妳地認唔認同呢﹖
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一個年青的靚女在網上打廣告

提目﹕點樣先至可以嫁到個有錢人呢﹖
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為左希望可以嫁個有錢人，我而家係度老實表白我的一切。本人今年25歲、我係一個超靚同時髦和有品味的女仔。我希望可以嫁比一個男仕年身50萬或以上。你地可能覺得我好貪心，其實年身為一百萬既男仕在美國紐約只算是中產而已。我的要求其實唔高嫁，有冇一的男仕年身有50萬或以上在這個論壇呢﹖你地係唔係全部已經結左嫁啦﹖我想問﹕我點樣先可以嫁比一個好似你咁樣既男人呢﹖至於我已前既男朋友，最有錢既一個只係到25萬年身，他已經是我所有男朋友當中最有錢的一個。如果將來要搬去西面的紐約花園住，25萬一年的收入係唔足夠既。

我係度很請你地幫我解答幾個問題﹕
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其實你地知唔知最或比較有錢的大學生係邊度出入呢﹖【請提供酒吧名同地址、餐廳、健身室】公仔箱論壇7 N: Q& @/ F; w+ W. a1 ~
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哪一群年歲最適合我呢﹖公仔箱論壇4 C; z& A: n" w& e
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你地的有錢男仕係點樣去選擇你的領一半呢﹖哪一種女仔只可以做你地的女朋友呢﹖【我而家係想結婚】tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb% s2 q1 e* x* O( m5 f% K  D8 ~

靚女上TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。9 j5 u! d+ M. f, }; m; B+ n4 f6 v
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妳好靚女，
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我剛剛睇到妳的網上提問，真係覺得好有趣。老實講大部分既女性都有妳相同的疑問﹖請準許我係度分析一下妳而家既情況【站在專業投資者角度去發表意見】。我既年身超過50萬、剛好附合妳妳既要求。原因我提出我的收入，主要係想妳地知道我唔係浪費跟妳既時間。在一個商人黎講、同妳結婚只會係一個錯誤的決定……答案很簡單，等我話比妳知啦。
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啦﹗我地詳細既內容唔講，妳宜家結婚既目標其實係商品交換【妳既青春同靚樣】換【金錢】。 A君提供美貌、B君用錢買妳的青春及美貌，係一個公平交易。但係，呢度有一個好重大既問題，妳的美貌會跟隨著時間變壞，但我的金錢通常都仍然存在，除非有一D好特別既事情發生啦﹗事實上我的收入只會越黎越多，而妳相返唔可以一年靚過一年。所以係經濟角度呢睇，我係會增長既資產，而妳係會眨值既資產，唔至係會眨值，簡直係一文不值隨著時間而改變。如果青春是妳唯一既資產，咁妳既籌碼十年後可能所乘無幾。
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宜家可以引用華爾街一d術語，每一個商業交易都有一個定位，同妳約會都係一種交易定位，如果呢個交易價格下跌，我會把佢賣出去、當然唔會打算長時間擁有佢啦﹗同一道理放在妳所講既金錢婚姻上面，係比較殘忍、但係一個精明既消費者、對一d有大幅度眨值既產品，一係出租或出售眨值產品。當一位收入達到50萬年身或以上之男仕，當然明白個中既道理。我地只會同妳拍拖，係唔會打算同妳結婚既。我建議妳唔好去搵d有錢男人先至肯嫁。呀﹗重有、妳可以做到自己為有錢人或收入多於50萬一年，這可能比較實際，多過妳四圍去搵d有錢傻老，邊有咁多傻瓜係世上呢﹗

希望呢個回覆可以幫到妳。呀﹗如果妳對【出租】感情有興趣的話，請盡快連絡我吧…….TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。1 w  w- {7 B, ~6 \# u3 V# d, ]
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A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb6 c" D! P4 J) t0 H; D  {. J& l# Y

Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb) R* b, v* N* k

I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here. I'm 25 this
year. I'm very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a
guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I'm greedy,
but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New& k3 F" C  Q0 @! c# w1 o
York . My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who公仔箱論壇, S4 n- x+ t3 N7 K8 T2 d/ q
has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to
ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you? Among those I'vetvb now,tvbnow,bttvb8 b% F! @) Z; n* n. K- m3 I% x
dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is
my upper limit. If someone is going to move into high cost residentialtvboxnow.com  s' r: _: V1 D/ E* v
area on the west of New York City Garden ( ? ) , $250k annual incometvboxnow.com8 }& O1 J3 L* p* `/ C: W; U9 O( b
is not enough.公仔箱論壇8 u$ |" i4 A  P. F3 G
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I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb. L7 w, M8 p( V% D7 E$ T4 C

1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names
and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)TVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。5 |1 Q6 Q; P7 z* g+ L  s4 X4 H4 c: S

2) Which age group should I target?
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3) Why most wives of the riches is only average-looking? I've met aTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。, ^( S6 i; ^' v, H4 |
few girls who doesn't have looks and are not interesting, but they are
able to marry rich guys

4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your
girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)tvboxnow.com, g8 I# N9 B9 p* j) a3 B7 ^

Ms. Pretty

Awesome reply:

Dear Ms. Pretty,

I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of
girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow meTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。2 \; d% j4 M. H0 v, v! J
to analyze your situation as a professional investor. My annual incometvboxnow.com; i4 J& M+ w' L0 M- K1 W
is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone
believes that I'm not wasting time here. From the standpoint of atvb now,tvbnow,bttvb" b) S+ H1 Y6 N5 G) Y; _$ o' r
business person, it is a bad decision to marry you.. The answer is' k9 g8 F: s1 |! H! Z# O
very simple, so let me explain.
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Put the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange ofTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。# @1 p1 N9 i( X8 F3 b
'beauty' and 'money': Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for  A/ {4 B- s1 U7 r# u3 Q" D+ Q
it, fair and square. However, there's a deadly problem here, yourtvboxnow.com2 s3 l. g: W8 {& d9 k* q4 ?0 k) F
beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any goodtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb! p5 M9 E8 k! P. j+ Q
reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but
you can't be prettier year after year. Hence from the viewpoint of3 P+ _' H. {- t, P* L' Q* C5 q
economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation公仔箱論壇+ K/ y  a, S& S! m
asset. It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential% u/ h% M( h( Z; c
depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much
worried 10 years later.0 d9 {0 Z0 w" b! y, `+ l

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position,
dating with you is also a 'trading position'. If the trade value droppedtvb now,tvbnow,bttvb& g' ]" m2 V: y
we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long: r" n  v4 D  r7 ~' {- I
term - same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel
to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with
great depreciation value will be sold or 'leased'. Anyone with over
$500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will
not marry you. I would advise that you forget looking for any clues to
marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a公仔箱論壇  e0 h/ e5 w  @, h: W
rich person with $500k annual income. This has better chance than5 l" P: ~* y+ d- A& h" X
finding a rich fool.
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Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in 'leasing' services, do
contact me...

signed,
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