一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。
/ k: k# h! c5 b" r$ C- X8 Y公仔箱論壇# a+ o8 A- P! S; ^1 I! [ o
一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」公仔箱論壇2 \4 f. R* I# G2 t, A6 ]
T% e, f {1 O3 t, k; J「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」
- H9 S' a; @3 |2 o$ STVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。tvboxnow.com5 E& `8 z% I P' }$ L2 B- J/ H
「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」公仔箱論壇9 }( y& w% N% X* b
4 l9 ?; s) M4 l: }. r. h8 Q
婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：公仔箱論壇& Y2 c) f% c. L/ Q9 p
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.
, {0 I* E3 {+ i, Q; z' MTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。
. m8 S2 Y9 e/ }# ]) E! N! @" c公仔箱論壇A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
" @/ m4 C/ z1 v8 Z8 T. zTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。
0 H. _: \: \! W8 O2 jtvboxnow.com"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
* o. R- ]; z% J6 y) H( u, P公仔箱論壇
9 H- `) [, \9 Z: t"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.2 _$ k$ c1 n5 G! D5 v
tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb4 F8 t% E* {# r4 S& I) c
The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
發表於 2025-8-26 02:01 AM
| 