一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。 v: W$ }3 i/ r- W
0 j; i" p2 d" M8 k( x) w一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」
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「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」
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7 C) Y$ W" \& H' u「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」tvboxnow.com# w& {* n. H& ~+ D$ w
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婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：4 p* f. r' b x8 d% [; s$ r* l0 G4 d
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.
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A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
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"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
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5 r3 E; c( m# T/ r e3 }0 d9 T, |"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.公仔箱論壇8 z: d2 k. h$ E
: q) Y) T9 V! H5 S' f( F" ?公仔箱論壇The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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