賓拉登說:中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家!8 g1 N9 Z4 k4 @6 }4 U4 m' B
Bin Laden said: China is the world's only country we
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原因是這樣的:基地組織曾派出八名恐怖分子襲擊中國,結果如下:
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*一人在炸北京西直門立體交通橋時,在橋上迷了路;
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main northwest gate of Beijing) but he lost his way in the
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*一人在上海坐公車自殺炸彈時,擠了兩小時沒擠上車;
- p$ b# B* {2 [3 ltvb now,tvbnow,bttvbOne person in Shanghai was to take a bus to explode a
+ t/ ^# r* l, z. g$ s公仔箱論壇suicide bomb in the bus, but it was so crowded he could not get into a bus forTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。# T- c+ [+ f9 s; w
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*一人在武漢炸超市時,炸彈遙控器被偷;& I; w# J s' v& }
One person was to bomb a supermarket in Wuhan, but found
/ Y' F, }. Q7 M$ M8 i5 d9 BTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。that the bomb remote control was stolen;tvboxnow.com1 u4 n$ j3 y8 o* ~: u
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' L" w* j% w$ K! `; `( Btvboxnow.com*一人在炸成都政府大樓時,在門口被保安當作疆獨份子逮捕、狂揍、逼供;
) C- o* G3 c" O+ ]9 _One person wanted to bomb government buildings in Chengdu,
7 Z+ E1 @! W$ ?+ {2 A( g! `tvboxnow.combut was stopped at the door by the security staff and arrested as an East
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) _) {" ?; Q& ]# K% p7 ktvb now,tvbnow,bttvb*一人成功地在河北炸礦,死傷數百人,潛回基地組織後,半年都沒見任何到有关新聞報
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One person succeeded in bombing a Hebei mine, with hundreds
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even after six months, failed to see any news reports on the success of
6 u" W1 V# d A! _6 qthe bombing ,he was considered by the organization to claim a false victory and was executedTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。! Q& \& I' s$ C8 r$ |
(this is the most pathetic!);TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。& ]9 o$ R3 D5 w2 j
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*一人曾經嘗試炸廣州,結果剛一出火車站,炸藥包就給飛車黨搶了; h4 V) p' G# ~3 ]! G# o5 p0 W
One person had tried to bomb Guangzhou, but as he came off公仔箱論壇8 [6 f5 B) h8 x
the train, a motorcycle robber (flying car robber) snatched his bag6 Q7 [0 [. y/ O+ g( H
(containing the bomb) from him;
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4 G0 H2 ^, X; K! ctvboxnow.com*一人剛到西安就失聯,後來在醫院找到人,但卻是在昏迷當中,醫生說他不但吃到# T0 v1 e) ?8 Q$ e" y+ v |8 Q7 y
黑心食品,還喝到假酒,可能會成為植物人;
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later found at the hospital in a state of coma. Doctors said it was the result of
5 U4 p, w1 O& @; ^tvb now,tvbnow,bttvbhim eating not only "black-hearted" food products, but he also drank公仔箱論壇 q# K% d1 J8 d1 ^2 Z# }+ ~2 G
fake alcohol, and would possibly turn into a "vegetable" (vegetative state);! C) ^# C t3 _+ J6 G5 R
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*後來,賓拉登改派一名女恐怖分子去炸海南島,結果竟然被騙去賣淫!
& W; \7 A6 r3 Ztvboxnow.comLater, bin Laden tried to send a female terrorist to blow up Hainan Island,
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6 N: `# ]- ?# E% i; W' v8 x最後,賓拉登不得不說:記得!!中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家!tvboxnow.com' ^ V& B% B" T, R( T5 k
Finally, bin Laden have to say: Remember! ! China is the- k- Z a5 o v
world's only country we absolutely cannot mess with! |