一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁,兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。公仔箱論壇5 B2 v2 l- X) J$ O5 P$ d5 d
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一位紳士走了過來對她說:「原諒我,女士,不是故意要靠近您,您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的?」5 X8 U& E2 q) z
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「是的,我知道」,女士又說: 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」
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「但是女士,您應該曉得您沒穿內褲,私處都露出來了呢!」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」8 ^7 [8 x: S. U9 S
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婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說:「先生,您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了,這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢!」英文笑話原文:tvboxnow.com. V6 i! u$ d+ u* Z/ G) ]: s; @. I+ y
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.
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+ l9 y& D, w4 r: a7 N9 O- [tvboxnow.comA gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"tvboxnow.com8 }5 E1 y2 n% x: D7 u) L
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"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
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