一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。tvboxnow.com; j; z, p7 P9 S& M B. G
& `) X M9 W: w6 L1 wTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」
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* D- T0 ]5 {) T4 r4 Ptvboxnow.com「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」: V. b: M8 E5 }$ D0 J2 l4 o
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「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」
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5 R. j) ^* [* G; q! W0 q婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb# J9 l2 _. s2 n" H9 M; M U1 U
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.
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6 K- C8 E4 j, Z7 U% CA gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
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, K* ?! S5 ~1 [; xtvboxnow.com"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
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4 ^6 ?3 N/ z# [$ Q6 Z( _"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb6 k/ ~( f7 Y2 z) e5 I5 p
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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