一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁，兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。
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; `# m7 U* ?5 `( g! Z! Dtvboxnow.com一位紳士走了過來對她說：「原諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近您，您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的？」tvboxnow.com. i2 H) R! O: n6 l% e8 R
- s0 b/ m5 i$ i: a; p「是的，我知道」，女士又說： 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」
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6 o3 Y+ ^: U4 u! c) T6 w, H2 B4 gTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。「但是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內褲，私處都露出來了呢！」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」
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9 C+ j# L$ f* a. L, q. n婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說：「先生，您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了，這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢！」英文笑話原文：
: r7 R) G8 }" b: C4 C' lTVBNOW 含有熱門話題，最新最快電視，軟體，遊戲，電影，動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.
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A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
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1 u$ [4 c5 C& e S- otvboxnow.com"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
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" }1 H7 A3 Q# |3 Stvboxnow.com"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
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