一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁,兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。
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一位紳士走了過來對她說:「原諒我,女士,不是故意要靠近您,您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的?」TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。) g, b/ h9 |$ G! s
2 n6 O0 E+ }( C& \9 l* D8 I「是的,我知道」,女士又說: 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」
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8 V0 P0 H& u6 ~$ s( V, @+ v6 s& b「但是女士,您應該曉得您沒穿內褲,私處都露出來了呢!」這位男士非常誠懇的說。」tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb1 `0 W8 T B; w" J
- c' W" F! E! ^tvboxnow.com婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說:「先生,您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了,這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢!」英文笑話原文:TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。& V7 G) M2 X' [
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.
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) j2 q! ^% h& g9 ntvboxnow.comA gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"( `/ ^% }5 k' l: M* m& j' |
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"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."tvboxnow.com+ @$ H$ [ y% ^
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"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb; j1 L. s/ i0 K1 i$ X
5 m0 P3 B% I1 Y/ u, F公仔箱論壇The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |