賓拉登說:中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家!tvboxnow.com9 a: W! }1 I b' e6 K
Bin Laden said: China is the world's only country we
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原因是這樣的:基地組織曾派出八名恐怖分子襲擊中國,結果如下:
7 Y! B. ?/ b6 R8 t+ |# B4 W2 t0 iThe reason is this: al-Qaeda terrorists had made 8 attacks
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*一人在炸北京西直門立體交通橋時,在橋上迷了路;
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main northwest gate of Beijing) but he lost his way in the/ T ?$ _5 h6 i; |1 D9 s
three-dimensional traffic bridge;4 E( @; K: m; f' f
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*一人在上海坐公車自殺炸彈時,擠了兩小時沒擠上車;$ I* K9 P6 V9 s% f
One person in Shanghai was to take a bus to explode a
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*一人在武漢炸超市時,炸彈遙控器被偷;tvboxnow.com+ p0 q7 W( g! r; ^& U
One person was to bomb a supermarket in Wuhan, but found
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*一人在炸成都政府大樓時,在門口被保安當作疆獨份子逮捕、狂揍、逼供;
8 n: D6 l ?1 c/ \7 P2 @One person wanted to bomb government buildings in Chengdu,
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*一人成功地在河北炸礦,死傷數百人,潛回基地組織後,半年都沒見任何到有关新聞報
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One person succeeded in bombing a Hebei mine, with hundredsTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。0 I! V) h2 d9 `' B# {7 a, P7 c
of people dead and wounded, and then returned to the al-Qaeda center, but
9 b# Y H8 i+ t( \tvboxnow.comeven after six months, failed to see any news reports on the success of
" Q! r" g5 _, A' N2 Nthe bombing ,he was considered by the organization to claim a false victory and was executed
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*一人曾經嘗試炸廣州,結果剛一出火車站,炸藥包就給飛車黨搶了;! x3 D- T0 E) B0 i
One person had tried to bomb Guangzhou, but as he came off
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黑心食品,還喝到假酒,可能會成為植物人;
- q/ c: L# ]7 W& J; h" C) s. QOne person who arrived in Xi'an lost contact, and was
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fake alcohol, and would possibly turn into a "vegetable" (vegetative state);tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb# S3 N1 S' t) s; v1 T! l7 L
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- ?6 g# K# E- C: ]*後來,賓拉登改派一名女恐怖分子去炸海南島,結果竟然被騙去賣淫!7 N4 }; r: A% J' o$ s M
Later, bin Laden tried to send a female terrorist to blow up Hainan Island,tvboxnow.com u8 R U" r- \" V2 E% S) J
but she was cheated into prostitution!
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4 e8 Y/ G5 K0 e2 [tvb now,tvbnow,bttvb最後,賓拉登不得不說:記得!!中國是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家!/ _+ C O, B' e/ K4 ~* F
Finally, bin Laden have to say: Remember! ! China is thetvboxnow.com) }" }/ l& I2 G) p
world's only country we absolutely cannot mess with! |