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一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁,兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了。tvboxnow.com; n: z: w$ g! r; s: [& t

, \1 S' {  t' ?! O+ N2 x  h+ Ttvb now,tvbnow,bttvb一位紳士走了過來對她說:「原諒我,女士,不是故意要靠近您,您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的?」- S8 V& V; J5 w4 E' y8 p# H: x) z

& `. c& y: p0 h0 u「是的,我知道」,女士又說: 「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子。」
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6 K! T% `  C' e: g4 m: Q- ~TVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。婦人朝下望了望抬頭回答說:「先生,您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了,這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢!」
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An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tght so that it would not blow away in the wind.
. ^7 M$ l8 G6 k, I  J4 ITVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。
' M4 l% ~' G" z0 W9 WTVBNOW 含有熱門話題,最新最快電視,軟體,遊戲,電影,動漫及日常生活及興趣交流等資訊。A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
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"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat.": q. P$ o  O0 y5 w

% b0 f! u; j) J/ q8 c4 j4 ^# G"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
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The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
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